HIM: Well, how about the package I brought over to your place last week?
HER: I didn’t ask you fo it. You just gave it to me.
HIM: Well … you are a friend … and you were a friend ‘in need’ indeed.
HER: If I had known I would “owe you”, I never would have taken it. You didn’t say it was a loan; you said as a friend you were “doing it out of the goodness of my heart” you said.
HIM: I didn’t say you owed me. Never mind, forget it. You don’t have to pay me for anything.
HER: I’m paying for it right now!